This entailed a detailed description of the poison dart frog that carries its offspring on its back up a tree which is apparently akin to a human mother hauling her offspring up the Empire State Building.
And then she concludes that humans are the most boring species because they don't do anything half as exciting for their babies- except ofcourse for buying toys.
"But that's not true. Let me tell you that a human mother takes care of the baby in her womb for a whole nine months and gives it her blood, her food, her oxygen, genes (and some masala)"
"So"?
"So how can you say that humans don't do much for their offspring?"
"Excuse me, that's nothing. Elephants take care of their babies in their wombs for a whole 15 months"
.... Silence ....
