Why the living lemon hated and the others hated the living Apple juice

ONCE upon a time there lived a lemon which had eyes,nose,mouth,ears,hands and legs....he was very very kind not like the living Apple juice who was very very mean.the other foods were like the lemon who was kind to everyone including animals.🐝🕷🐠🐋🐂🐐🐀🐕🐛🦂🐟🐊🐄🐏🐁🐩🐌🦀🐡🐆🐪🐑🐑🐓🐈🐴🐞🐍🐬🐅🐫🐎🦃🐇🐜🐢🐳🐃🐘🐖🕊🐿 ...............................................alllllllll try'd to make the apple juice kind but they 

Amma I have a question

...

Draws a zero in the air with her finger and keeps circling it 

You see, the circle doesn't have an end

Ok

So this should be the symbol of infinity

Not this (she draws the infinity symbol this time)

Jaw dropped 

3\7\2016

Today I got lots of fish

Samyu chronicles #5

So Samyu has been watching "Life" with Valli and so she excitedly is telling me about all the strategies animals employ to take care of their young ones. 

This entailed a detailed description of the poison dart frog that carries its offspring on its back up a tree which is apparently akin to a human mother hauling her offspring up the Empire State Building.

And then she concludes that humans are the most boring species because they don't do anything half as exciting for their babies- except ofcourse for buying toys. 

"But that's not true. Let me tell you that a human mother takes care of the baby in her womb for a whole nine months and gives it her blood, her food, her oxygen, genes (and some masala)"

"So"?

"So how can you say that humans don't do much for their offspring?"

"Excuse me, that's nothing. Elephants take care of their babies in their wombs for a whole 15 months"

.... Silence ....

Samyu chronicles #4

So our friend wanted a brand name for his chocolate business

Samyu asked these questions

Reinforcing the panecake

Top 5 chocolate brands in the world 

Choco jungle 

Samyu Chronicles #3

So we finally went to the Zoo again for her holidays. At the entrance, we see stingrays and tiny monkeys with human faces and incredibly cute gestures.

Me: "See Samyu, these monkeys are so cute. Spider monkeys eh? (I blabber the first name that comes to mind)

She: No these are not spider monkeys because number one they have super long arms and number two they live on much higher trees.

These are Tamarin monkeys. They come from central and South America. And this must be the male because in the animal world, males are more attractive than the females.

Me: oh (!). Wow Samyu.btw how did you know that this monkey is attractive compared to the others?

She: Because he has a lighter skin and as you know that is more attractive.

Me: (Quite alarmed now)What makes you think lighter skin color is more attractive?

She: Relax. I am not talking of humans. Only animals. And they don't know that evryone looks beautiful despite differences in skin color and eye color.

Me: #Give up

Why the living lemon hated and the others hated the living Apple juice

ONCE upon a time there lived a lemon which had eyes,nose,mouth,ears,hands and legs....he was very very kind not like the living Apple juice who was very very mean.the other foods were like the lemon who was kind to everyone including animals.🐝🕷🐠🐋🐂🐐🐀🐕🐛🦂🐟🐊🐄🐏🐁🐩🐌🦀🐡🐆🐪🐑🐑🐓🐈🐴🐞🐍🐬🐅🐫🐎🦃🐇🐜🐢🐳🐃🐘🐖🕊🐿 ...............................................alllllllll try'd to make the apple juice kind but they 

The tour of the WILD

As we go further their are lots trees we are now entering the wild and the hotel is not to far from here!😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 😀 

The funny chapters...2

After the BIG HUGE BOOM🏃🏼🏃🏾........the      Story begins...the friends who lived in the apartment ran as FAST as lightning speed from the park because of the BIG HUGE BOOM!!!🙀Now, the friends are home because of the big huge boom they asked each other what do we do now.why don't we go to the beach said one of the friends,we haven't been to it for ages,good idea said the other friend let's get some swim suits and everything else we'll need.We can get icecream on the beach.they were at the beach when a A shark came out of the sea the friends gave up and went back home.