The silly good gold goldfish

Once there was a silly good gold goldfish...he was very very very SILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!One day he went to a fish restaurant (meaning a restaurant for fish to eat)under the sea and ordered some wine...HE was so funny that as he drank the wine he said.....qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and it spilled out of his own gills & everyone laughed also the fish!!!!!

The story's of nana banana

Blah blah blah nana would talk to people on the phone.......forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Samyu Chronicles #2

So Samyu comes to take my bindi off at her usual playful best. I told her that it is not done

"Why"

"Hmm. Because only married woman wear bindis and we shouldn't take it off"

"You are married and I don't see you wearing that everyday. Plus I wear it sometimes. I am not married"

"Hmm. In India only people whose husbands have left them take their bindi off"

"That's not true. Ammamma wears a bindi"

Can someone tell me what did I do to deserve such logic in my life? 

#Give Up

Samyu chronicles

Samyu: "Slugs are snails with housing problems"

Her Dad: " Wow that's a good one! Where did you get that from"

Me: "She must have read it somewhere" (to Samyu) You have an elephantine memory"

Samyu: "Elephants have a memory span of 199 thousand years"

Me: Our memory span is (only) as long as we live 

Samyu: Goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds but their lives definitely are longer than 3 seconds.

# Give Up